Win NEwbie's Laptop!!!!!

NewbieZ71 · January 16, 2002

1. What is the weight of the world minus the water?

2. Give me the population of China and name them.

Shoot, I'll even pay shipping.

General Lee 01 · January 16, 2002

You midas well just send the dam thing to a rocket scienntist.

NewbieZ71 · January 16, 2002

You midas well just send the dam thing to a rocket scienntist.

I dont have Paco's address.

colosilverado · January 16, 2002

What about a rocket surgeon? I mean c'mon, it's not rocket surgery...........

DigUout · January 16, 2002

OK, for all the rocket surgeons in the house -

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a centipede with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

The correct answer will be rewarded with Newbie's new, never been used GMTC decal -

chevy4x4trucks · January 16, 2002

1:2.915 sextillion tonnes - that is 2,915 followed by 18 zeros (because I know what paco is thinking)

2: 1281505268 (as of 7:21 this morning central time) For there names I will refer you to China's Phone Book http://www.coolfinder.com/tel/asia/china.htm (A lot of characters, but little plot)

You can just PM me for the mailing address.

NewbieZ71 · January 16, 2002

As soon as you answer the questions CORRECTLY it will be shipped!!!!

Do you know if you are "one in a million" in China that just means there are a thousand just like you?

chevy4x4trucks · January 16, 2002

C'mon newbie, what one was wrong? The china one was updated to the minute and the phone book contains all of there names.

chevy4x4trucks · January 16, 2002

Alright, I guessed on the earth one (educated guess at least) If you're going by mass than the earth is 5.97e24 KG and the water acounts for a tiny fraction of that (oceans = 0.0014x10^24 kilograms)

Now, before I break these down and do the math I need to know if this laptop is worth it. My only question is: Did paco ever touch it?

NewbieZ71 · January 16, 2002

C'mon newbie, what one was wrong? The china one was updated to the minute and the phone book contains all of there names.

I believe the question contained the statement "name them". NOT "lead me to a source that contains alot of their addresses".

Sorry, no easy way out if you want the Newb's laptop which is a Sony Vaio 850mhz w/20gig HD. Paco has not touched it.

chevy4x4trucks · January 16, 2002

I'd name them on here but as you can see, we are limited in how many characters we can post. Mervz would be angry w/ me:

Maximum message length in characters: 102400000

It says right underneat the help cards and I know that you know where those are.

Okay, if I can't get the laptop, what about a date w/ your daughter? ??? ;)

colosilverado · January 16, 2002

Since you didn't say we had to name the population individually, the name is: chinese-that's the name of the population

The population is 1281505268-sticking with 4x4's number because it looks good!

The height of the world, minus water is 24000 miles.

The answer to the centipede question is easy. The centipede wouldn't have a wooden leg because they use plastic prosthetics.

How much gas does it take to power a piss-ant's motorscooter around a tree?

I've only had 1 cup of coffee this morning, can you tell?

colosilverado · January 16, 2002

Ohh, you said weight. Is that with paco on it? He's usually on another planet, so......... ;)

NewbieZ71 · January 16, 2002

Since you didn't say we had to name the population individually, the name is: chinese-that's the name of the population
The population is 1281505268-sticking with 4x4's number because it looks good!

The height of the world, minus water is 24000 miles.

The answer to the centipede question is easy. The centipede wouldn't have a wooden leg because they use plastic prosthetics.

How much gas does it take to power a piss-ant's motorscooter around a tree?

I've only had 1 cup of coffee this morning, can you tell?

That wasnt a bad answer on the Chinese question.....! However, you lose, didnt ask for the HEIGHT of the world minus the water I asked for the WEIGHT of the world minus the water.

And anyone here is free to date my daughter as long as you take over the Virgina Tech Vet school bills. You only have another 1.5 years by the way.