Toy Factory...

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There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys; it

laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the

Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.

The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The

Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant

about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the

whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind

schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so

the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line

is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor

and they are really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands

the new Employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a

roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men

watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around

two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's

legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of

hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry,"

he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you

misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job is to give

Elmo two test tickles".

[99silveradoz71]

Haha, that's good.

[elboberino]

That's great. It's going to my old man! HAHAHAHAHA

[antig24]

That's a good one