Tenjuwberrymuds

[SS Crew]

I almost crapped my pants reading this............................Had to share!

 

 

"Tenjewberrymuds."

 

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

 

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

 

 

Room Service (RS): "Morrin.; Roon sirbees."

 

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

 

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

 

G: "Uh…yes…I'd like some bacon and eggs."

 

RS: "Ow July den?"

 

G: "What??"

 

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

 

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

 

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

 

G: "Crisp will be fine."

 

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

 

G: "What?"

 

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

 

G: "I don't think so."

 

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

 

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

 

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

 

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

 

RS: "We bodder?"

 

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

 

RS: "Wad! ?"

 

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

 

RS: "Copy?"

 

G: "Excuse me?"

 

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

 

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

 

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

 

G: "Whatever you say."

 

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

 

G : "You're very welcome."

[R Dogg 56]

That was funny.

[99silveradoz71]

Haha, had me worried about figuring it out at first, but after following along, it all came together.

[OnBelay]

Reminds me of a friend who had married a man from El Salvador. One day, he asked her the meaning of "Mommy goes piece of mejibbers", because he had heard it on a commercial but didn't understand. She had him write it down, she called five or six people asking if they knew what it was...

 

A couple weeks later, he pointed out the commecial on the radio to her:

 

"Dominoes Pizza Delivers"