THE PERFECT HUSBAND

[Scyry]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench

rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

 

 

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

 

MAN: "Hello."

 

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

 

MAN: "Yes."

 

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it for Christmas? "

 

MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

 

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Porshe dealership and saw the new 2005

models. I saw one I really, really, really liked."

 

MAN: "How much?"

 

WOMAN: "$90,000"

 

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

 

WOMAN: "Wonderful, wonderful. I love you very, very much!!! "

 

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

 

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him

in astonishment, mouths agape.....

 

He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[MS3DALE]

Somehow I knew that was coming

[99silveradoz71]

A classic, but good everytime.