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A True Friend .....


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Are you sick of those sissy "Friendship" poems that always sound like a Hallmark card, and never come close to reality ?

Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to a true friend





1) When you are sad, I will help you to get stinkin drunk

and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad. :cry::cheers:


2) When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever

it is that's choking you. :puke:


3) When you are scared, I will rag on you about it

every chance I get. :lol:


4) When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories

about how much worse things could be and tell you to stop whining. :tear:


5) When you are confused, I will use little words. :D


6) When you are sick, stay the heck away from me

until you are well again. I don't want whatever it is that you have ! :happysad:


7) When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. :sigh:


This is my oath... I pledge till the end.

Why, you ask ? Because you are my friend. :thumbs:




Share this with 10 of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you anyway.



A good friend will help you move.

A REALLY good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

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