Government interview with an Indian Chief:

[Scyry]

"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white

man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances.

You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

 

The Chief nodded in agreement.

 

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your

opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

 

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and

then calmly replied. "When white man found the land, Indians were

running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Clean

Water, Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spent all

day hunting and fishing, All night having sex."

 

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough

to think he could improve system like that."

[Elwood 2000]

Now THAT is funny!!!