The secret to longer life???

[Kansas Kid]

"Medical Benefits Of Breast Watching"

This came from the New England Journal of Medicine, so men take heart, and ladies - don't look at us like we're scum when you catch us. We're only doing it for our health.

Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby.

"There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier.""Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four or five years."    :biggrin:

[General Lee 01]

ALRIGHT!

Add that to the answer I got on a quija board and I'm gonna live til 40.

Of course if I get caught, that's minus 20 yrs. LOL

(Edited by General Lee 01 at 11:24 pm on May 8, 2001)

[Kansas Kid]

Well General,

I guess me and you are the only two people here who like living enough to try and extend it.   ;)

btw, I may have added about a year onto my life just today.....

[Jpshostr]

If this is true I should live forever!  ;)

[General Lee 01]

Hey,

Does TV count? LOL

[TheScaryGuy]

So.....well hmmm.....4-5 yrs? thats it?  err....I mean you pervs...heh heh

[Kansas Kid]

Quote: from General Lee 01

Of course if I get caught, that's minus 20 yrs. LOL

 

The way I think, is that it is better to get caught looking then not wanting to look at all.  LOL

[General Lee 01]

The way I see it, they shouldn't be mad. They should be glad we actually take time out of our day to look at their "goods".

They have a valuable resource. LOL

[MountaineerTom]

Quote: from General Lee 01 on 10:20 pm on May 10, 2001

They should be glad we actually take time out of our day to look at their "goods".

LOL.  That's a good one.