Three Women

pennzoil29 · April 22, 2008

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate

college

>> graduation.

>>

>> They get very drunk, and wake up in jail,

only to find that they

>> are to be

>> executed in the morning, though none of them

can remember what

>> they did the night before

>>

>> The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the

electric chair and

>> is asked

>> if she has any last words.

>>

>> She says, "I just graduated from Trinity

Bible College and

>> believe in the

>> Almighty power of God to intervene on the

behalf of the

>> innocent." They

>> throw the switch and nothing happens.

>>

>> They all immediately fall to the floor on

their knees, beg for

>> forgiveness, and release her.

>>

>> The second one, a brunette, is strapped in

and gives her last

>> words...

>>

>> "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law

and I believe in

>> the

>> power of justice to intervene on the part of

the innocent." They

>> throw

>> the switch and again, nothing happens.

>>

>> Again they all immediately fall to their

knees , beg for

>> forgiveness and

>> release her.

>>

>> The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is

strapped in and says,

>> "Well, I'm

>> from Louisiana State University and just

graduated with a degree

>> in

>> Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya

right now, y'all ain't

>> gonna

>> electrocute nobody if you don't plug this

thing in."

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C & A s Dad · April 24, 2008

I just knew when you said she was from LSU that there had to be some comment coming about Football. Then I realized it is hard to make a joke about the National Champions.

I am sorry but I could not help this when I saw you were from Ohio.

pennzoil29 · April 24, 2008

I just knew when you said she was from LSU that there had to be some comment coming about Football. Then I realized it is hard to make a joke about the National Champions.

I am sorry but I could not help this when I saw you were from Ohio.

No problem. As much as I love the Buckeyes, they alway's seem to faulter in the big game.