Stimulate The Economy

[2000DV4.8]

Got this from my Dad: (you might not get it if you're not from the NY area...)

 

 

 

As you have heard, the Bush Administration said each one of us would now get a nice rebate to help stimulate the economy.

 

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will go to India.

If we purchase a car it will go to Japan.

If we purchase fruit & vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras & Guatemala.

If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan, and none of it will help the American economy.

 

We need to keep that money here in America.

The only way to do so is to spend it on beer and prostitution, since those are the only businesses still in the U.S.A.

 

My name is Eliot Spitzer, and I approved this message.

[VMax2007]

I'm not from NY, and I get it. It was national news!!!

[tobias]

What was? Who's Elliot Spitzer? Is he the gay Senator who got caught in the bathroom stall or is he that NASCAR driver?

[2000DV4.8]

I'm not from NY, and I get it. It was national news!!!

 

 

Ok, wasn't sure how publicized it was. NY, NJ, and Connecticut all seem to have bad luck with governors.

[VMax2007]

I'm not from NY, and I get it. It was national news!!!

 

 

Ok, wasn't sure how publicized it was. NY, NJ, and Connecticut all seem to have bad luck with governors.

 

 

 

At least you didn't have to put up with Jesse Ventura for 4 years.

[2000DV4.8]

I'm not from NY, and I get it. It was national news!!!

 

 

Ok, wasn't sure how publicized it was. NY, NJ, and Connecticut all seem to have bad luck with governors.

 

 

 

At least you didn't have to put up with Jesse Ventura for 4 years.

 

 

 

True that.

 

We can't get a governor to last 4 years though...

[pennzoil29]

The only true way to keep our money in America, is to spend it at garage sales.

[Woodcutter]

We need to keep that money here in America.

The only way to do so is to spend it on beer and prostitution, since those are the only businesses still in the U.S.A.

 

Beer, prostitution, and firearms.

[Spoonman]

Not sure where Breast implants are made, I hope the US. I say get your girl some bigger boobs with the money I think they all cost the same no matter what size you get so don't hold back............

[Draenor]

Watch out.. IIRC Anheuser-Busch is about to be bought out by an European beer company.

[98silvz71]

Freakin' hilarious and sad at the same time.

[cambo]

I'm not from NY, and I get it. It was national news!!!

 

 

Ok, wasn't sure how publicized it was. NY, NJ, and Connecticut all seem to have bad luck with governors.

 

 

 

At least you didn't have to put up with Jesse Ventura for 4 years.

 

Well you all had to deal with Bush, but we had to deal with his brother for 8 years.