Rough Day!

[Zembonez]

A guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?'

 

The poor guy starts crying.

 

"Come on man I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a grown man cry"

 

"This is the worst day of my life," says the guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right... I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me... When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance... Then I left my wallet in the cab I took home... When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me... So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.

 

[2000DV4.8]

Rut row...!

[99silveradoz71]

Classic

[Zembonez]

Yeah... somebody sent it to me and I couldn't resist. Old bit but funny still.

[VMax2007]

A guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?'

 

The poor guy starts crying.

 

"Come on man I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a grown man cry"

 

"This is the worst day of my life," says the guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right... I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me... When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance... Then I left my wallet in the cab I took home... When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me... So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.

 

 

Sorry to hear about your run of bad luck Jim. May I suggest this method next time?:

 

http://www.gm-trucks.com/forums/index.php?...ic=82506&hl=

 

 

[Zembonez]

Sorry to hear about your run of bad luck Jim. May I suggest this method next time?:

http://www.gm-trucks.com/forums/index.php?...ic=82506&hl=

That poor idiot... talk about hardcore suicide. You'd have to jump through the blades of a Foxnews helicopter covering the Presidential Inauguration to top that.

[VMax2007]

Sorry to hear about your run of bad luck Jim. May I suggest this method next time?:

http://www.gm-trucks.com/forums/index.php?...ic=82506&hl=

That poor idiot... talk about hardcore suicide. You'd have to jump through the blades of a Foxnews helicopter covering the Presidential Inauguration to top that.

 

 

Oh, way to go!!! You just gave some nutcase somewhere an idea. And I am pretty sure you won't feel a bit guilty when you hear about it on the news.

[Zembonez]

Sorry to hear about your run of bad luck Jim. May I suggest this method next time?:

http://www.gm-trucks.com/forums/index.php?...ic=82506&hl=

That poor idiot... talk about hardcore suicide. You'd have to jump through the blades of a Foxnews helicopter covering the Presidential Inauguration to top that.

 

 

Oh, way to go!!! You just gave some nutcase somewhere an idea. And I am pretty sure you won't feel a bit guilty when you hear about it on the news.

 

 

Hell no! I'm gonna capture it on my cell phone and post it on youtube... then sell copies on Ebay.

[pennzoil29]

Yeah... somebody sent it to me and I couldn't resist. Old bit but funny still.

 

+1

[D&SYukonDenali]

Good one.