Americans Get Great Mpg

[DofD]

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then returned the aluminum cans for a refund, you will have received $214.00.

 

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

 

Makes you proud to be an American!

[2000DV4.8]

Too bad NJ doesn't give you any moneys for recycled cans...

[Darkanion]

Too bad NJ doesn't give you any moneys for recycled cans...

Jersey ain't that big, Rusty. Go to a better state and recycle your old beer cans.

[2000DV4.8]

Too bad NJ doesn't give you any moneys for recycled cans...

Jersey ain't that big, Rusty. Go to a better state and recycle your old beer cans.

 

 

Woohoo! Spend $20 in gas for $17 worth of cans!

 

[Darkanion]

Too bad NJ doesn't give you any moneys for recycled cans...

Jersey ain't that big, Rusty. Go to a better state and recycle your old beer cans.

Woohoo! Spend $20 in gas for $17 worth of cans!

 

Just think of me like the govt... I may offer solutions, but nobody says they're good for anything!