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What's the difference between "making love" and "f***ing"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Making Love" is what she does when I'm "f***ing" her!! :lol:

Posted
I have sex every night doggie style

 

 

I sit up and beg

 

She rolls over and plays dead

 

That's a much better way than I've been doing it.

 

I usually just end up humping her leg and then I take a piss on the carpet.

 

I'll have to give that a try. :lol:

 

:lol:

Posted
I have sex every night doggie style

 

 

I sit up and beg

 

She rolls over and plays dead

 

That's a much better way than I've been doing it.

 

I usually just end up humping her leg and then I take a piss on the carpet.

 

I'll have to give that a try. :lol:

 

:crackup:

 

 

:lol::lol::D

 

Wait a minute, why am I laughing? That sounds about right for this old dog... :P

Posted
I have sex every night doggie style

 

 

I sit up and beg

 

She rolls over and plays dead

 

That's a much better way than I've been doing it.

 

I usually just end up humping her leg and then I take a piss on the carpet.

 

I'll have to give that a try. :lol:

 

:crackup:

 

:lol::lol::D

 

That's the first post that made me laugh out loud in a long time. My wife came in to see that was so funny... she even laughed. :P

Posted
I have sex every night doggie style

 

 

I sit up and beg

 

She rolls over and plays dead

 

That's a much better way than I've been doing it.

 

I usually just end up humping her leg and then I take a piss on the carpet.

 

I'll have to give that a try. :D

 

:P

 

 

:thumbs:

 

I now understand the other thread :)

Posted
I have sex every night doggie style

 

 

I sit up and beg

 

She rolls over and plays dead

 

That's a much better way than I've been doing it.

 

I usually just end up humping her leg and then I take a piss on the carpet.

 

I'll have to give that a try. :D

 

:lol:

 

 

:thumbs:

 

I now understand the other thread :)

 

 

Yeah, I forgot all about that post. The other thread made me come back and check! :P

Posted

Frikkin hilarious Tobias.

 

Think Jeremy will give me a Brian session for my other post?

Posted
Frikkin hilarious Tobias.

 

Think Jeremy will give me a Brian session for my other post?

 

Maybe in a few weeks when he checks in again. :thumbs:

Posted
Frikkin hilarious Tobias.

 

Think Jeremy will give me a Brian session for my other post?

 

Maybe in a few months when he checks in again. :thumbs:

 

 

 

Fixed. :D

Posted
Frikkin hilarious Tobias.

 

Think Jeremy will give me a Brian session for my other post?

 

Maybe in a few months when he checks in again. :D

 

 

 

Fixed. :)

 

:thumbs:

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