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Saw this on another forum, figured you folks might get a laugh. No idea if it's real or not.

 

 

 

After her kid's homework caused a bit of a misunderstanding this lady had to send a note to the teacher, explaining herself:

 

Dear Mrs. Jones,

 

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week

before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then

I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over

who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole.

It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before

she turns it in.

 

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith

 

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Kids, have I ever told you how I met your mother?

 

Well, she was working at a... um... Home depot. I saw her from across the roo.. aisle as she was danc..... selling a shovel...

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