David Letterman

[VR021302]

DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!!!!

Now, THIS is funny.

 

David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some

 

'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will

 

absolutely go nuts !!!

 

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

 

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

 

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

 

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

 

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

 

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

 

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

 

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

 

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

 

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

 

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

 

# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

[BuckFeverZ]

 

[Draenor]

oh and this probably would not pass pre-race inspection.

 

[pennzoil29]

That's cool, however, I can't remember his name, but there was a black driver in the truck series a couple of years ago.

[DofD]

 

Dave can be really funny and everyone is an open target for him, an equal opportunity humourist.

[BuckFeverZ]

That's cool, however, I can't remember his name, but there was a black driver in the truck series a couple of years ago.

 

Wendell Scott I believe.

[tobias]

False.

 

[Nick The Great]

False.

 

 

Nothing is true on teh Interweb is it?

 

[Sigmawess]

Willie T Ribs tried but did not qualify for the Daytona 500. He was a great road racer from what I understand.

[tobias]

False.

 

 

Nothing is true on teh Interweb is it?

 

 

 

Perhaps.

[Draenor]

False.

 

 

Nothing is true on teh Interweb is it?

 

 

Yes it is....the internet is gospel. If it is on here, its gotta be true.

[Z71kris]

False.

 

who cares mucho funnieo...

[rvsahs]

False.

 

who cares mucho funnieo...

 

 

 

!!

[alwcurlz]

oh and this probably would not pass pre-race inspection.

 

 

Hey nothing new. This is a pretty old idea already.

 

 

[ZZ327]

dont forget, all the other teams would be pissed off. Because their pit crews would have their wheels off, windows out, and the car sitting on cinder blocks in 2.5 secs!

 

( I think that was in another joke on here)