The New Health Coverage In A Nutshell

[rb-86]

-----THE NEW HEALTH COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL:

 

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.

 

"Hello?"

 

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

 

"Speaking."

 

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

 

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

 

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."

 

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

 

"Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."

 

''Well, what am I supposed to do now? "

 

"The folks at health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

[99silveradoz71]

Haha

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Yeah, let's start a thread on Obama and how he has messed this country to H*ll! Good joke, BTW, glad to see we have some Americans trying to stand up to what's right!

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Let me get this straight......we're trying to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president who also hasn't read it and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke.

What could possibly go wrong????

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Let me get this straight......we're trying to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president who also hasn't read it and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke.

What could possibly go wrong????

 

Hey, at least he smokes. I feel good knowing that our "president" is cool!

[gregrocks89]

Hey, at least he smokes. I feel good knowing that our "president" is cool!

 

Well your only cool if you smoke. like this kid here haha

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tsFm6MOUHo

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Hey, at least he smokes. I feel good knowing that our "president" is cool!

 

Well your only cool if you smoke. like this kid here haha

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tsFm6MOUHo

 

 

 

Jeez, I did those posts like a day after I joined this site. Good times. Edit: oh yeah, nice smoking baby. How can even afford cigs. I know I can't, haha.