good,bad,and worse

[bassdog]

GOOD * BAD * WORSE

 

Good: Your hubby & you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.

 

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Worse: You're in them.

 

Good: Your wife bought you a porn movie. Bad: It's over five years old.

Worse: Your daughter's the star.

 

Good: Your son's interested in school. Bad: He has to do extra credit to pass. Worse: Making a sex ed video.

 

Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a crossdresser.

Worse: He looks better than you.

 

Good: Your son is finally maturing.

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Worse: So are you.

 

Good: You give the "Birds & Bees" talk to your kid Bad: He keeps interupting.

Worse: With corrections !

 

Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce.

Worse: She's a lawyer. (a GOOD one)

 

Good: Your wife sez you can go hunting all you want. Bad: Because she's leaving you.

Worse: For another woman.

 

Good: Your wife is helping bring in income. Bad: She's arrested for soliciting.

Worse: She implicates you.

 

Good: Hot outdoor sex.

Bad: You're arrested.

Worse: By your spouse.

 

Good: The postman's early.

Bad: He's wearing camies and has an AK-47. Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas last year.

 

Good: The teacher likes your son.

Bad: Sexually.

Worse: They're both gay.

 

Good: You came home for a quickie.

Bad: The postman had the same idea.

Worse: There's a line, waiting.

 

Good: You get a three-day weekend.

Bad: You get the flu on Friday.

Worse: It's Tuesday morning already.

 

Good: You finally get a nite out.

Bad: You're seen going into a strip show by a gossip. Worse: Your daughter's the headliner.

 

Good: Your husband's exercising and dieting. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Worse: He knows how to coordinate better.

 

Good: Your child's waiting for "Mr. Right". Bad: Your son, that is.

Worse: He's recieved answers to his personals ad.

 

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

Worse: He catches you looking and smiles.

 

Good: Your wife loves outdoor sex.

Bad: You live downtown.

Worse: Neither of you drive.

 

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home.

Worse: From her Woman's Club meeting.

 

Good: Your wife's kinky.

Bad: With the neighbors.

Worse: ALL of them.