Death row

[MadFish]

Death Row in Women's Prison

 

Three women are about to be executed.

One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!''

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!''

 

 

 

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

 

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!''

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!''

 

 

 

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

 

By now the blonde has it all figured out.

The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!''

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''

[DigUout]

Kyle's not gonna like that one -

[NewbieZ71]

Kyle only thinks he's a blond...he's not a real one though...

[Kansas Kid]

Hmmm, guess I actually liked that one.  Would it make you two guys happy if I posted a couple of blonde jokes for ya?  

[Jpshostr]

 Would it make you two guys happy if I posted a couple of blonde jokes for ya?  

I assume they be actual real-life experiences of yours?

[NewbieZ71]

Chapters 2 and 3 from the autobiography?!