My First Joke

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The Farter Chart

Types of farters

 

VAIN : One who loves the smell of his own fart

AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart

LAZY : Just fizzles

AMIABLE : Likes to smell others' farts

PROUD : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant

SHY : Blushes when he farts silently

IRREVERENT : Farts in church

SMART ALEC : Farts when ladies are present

CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time

SCIENTIFIC : Bottles his farts for later sniffing

STINGY : Belches to save his ass hole

TIMID : Jumps when he farts

CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest

UNFORTUNATE : Tries to fart but ####s himself

FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours

BEWILDERED : Can't tell his own fart from others

NERVOUS : Stops in the middle of a fart

MISERABLE : Can't fart at all

CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go

GROUCH : Grumbles when ladies fart

SNEAKY : Farts and blames it on the dog

DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn't smell

CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles

FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of you and then farts

BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others

DUMB : Enjoys others' farts, thinks they are his own

CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating

WISE GUY : Farts and asks who ####

DAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's head

MUSICAL : Tenor or bass, clear as a bell, smells like #### and sounds like ####

ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times

SLOB : Farts and stains his underwear

IMPUDENT : Farts out loud and then laughs

ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution

HONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason

DISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog

THRIFTY : One who always has farts in reserve

ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private

STRATEGIC : Conceals his fart by loud laughter

INTELLECTUAL : Analyzes the smell of his neighbors' fart

WIMPY : Farts at the slightest exertion

SADIST : Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers

SENSITIVE : Farts and then starts crying

AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes

MASOCHIST : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles

[bassdog]

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