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Why I fired my secretary.......

 

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't

feeling too hot that morning anyway.

 

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant

and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present

for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone

any "Happy Birthday."

 

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children

will remember." The children came in to breakfast and

didn't say a word. When I started to leave for the

office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

 

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said,

"Good morning,boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a

little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon.

 

Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You

know,it's

such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday,

let's go to lunch,just you and me." I said, "By

George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all

day. Let's go."

We went to lunch.

 

We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the

country to a little private place. We had two

martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

 

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,

it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to

the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

 

She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving

at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind,

I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into

something more comfortable."

 

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,

she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by

my wife, children, and dozens of our friends,

all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat...

 

on the couch...

 

naked.

 

:but:

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