they stole it all

bassdog · April 22, 2002

A man, obviously drunk, walks into the police station and stumbles up to the sergeant behind the front counter.

Loudly the man exclaims “Officer, Officer!! They stole my car right off my key....they stole my car!”

“Slow down” the sergeant demands, “Just give me the details.” “Details....Details!!!” the drunk protests. “They stole my car right off my key!”

Noticing by now that the man is extremely inebriated, the sergeant continues in a patronizing voice...

“Look, buddy, you’ve had a little too much to drink. You shouldn’t be driving anyway. Why don’t you just head on home, and I’ll bet when you wake up in the morning you will remember where you left your car.”

“Geez, Thanks” the drunk says and as he pivots to leave, the sergeant leans over the counter and says, almost in a whisper, “Uh, hey buddy, by the way, your penis is hanging out your pants.”

The drunk looks down, and in total agony shouts out “OH MY GOD!!! THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TOO!!!”