3 Nuns.

[General Lee 01]

Three nuns were in the church the other day and the 1st nun says, "I was going through the Father's office and do you know what I found? A carton of cigarettes!"

 

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

 

"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."

 

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"

 

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns.

 

"What did you do?" they asked.

 

"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.

 

The third nun fainted.

[01z71]

LMAO!