Why Trucks Are Better Then A Woman

[Silverado4x4]

When you get tired of your truck you can trade it for a better one and still keep most of your possessions.

 

Trucks follow orders and operate for extended periods of time with minimal affection and attention.

 

Trucks don't mind if you drive another truck for a while.

 

Trucks don't mind if you have another truck just for "running around town."

 

If you're driving your truck too hard and something breaks, you can just get a new truck.

 

Trucks have a built-in radio with volume control.

 

Once you turn off a truck, it stays quiet until you turn it on again.

 

You can invite your friends over to drive your new truck.

 

You can use your new truck to pick up women.

 

Trucks never ask you what you're thinking.

 

Trucks never get jealous if you drive another truck.

 

Trucks give a much better return on your investment.

 

You can go anywhere with your truck, and yet feel free.

 

A truck will bring you where YOU want to go.

 

Trucks don't mind if you test drive them before you buy.

 

You can beat the crap out of your truck and not go to jail.

 

If you put your foot down it won't censored about it for three days before agreeing to do it.

 

You only need to put gas and oil in a truck to make it work.

 

You can lend your truck to a friend and not only will you be willing to drive it again but it often comes back washed and with a case of beer in the back.

 

You can put your load in a truck and it won't follow you around for the next week.

 

A truck doesn't care how many other trucks you've been in.

 

To get a truck hot just turn the ignition.

 

You don't need to wear a glove to drive some one else's truck.

 

If you put gas in a truck, just smooth running. Try putting gas in a woman's intake valve and see how she reacts.

 

You can ride your truck in public without getting arrested.

 

When your truck is under repair you can use a loaner.

 

You can look under the hood without getting slapped.

 

If you have an accident in one, it's less expensive in a truck.

 

You can ride one for hours before getting tired.

 

If the seat's too big, you can swap it for a smaller one.

 

Trucks have big bumpers.

 

You can always find the door.

 

You can ride a truck all night.

 

When you put a truck to work it doesn't complain.

 

Once you've paid for a truck it's yours to sell.

[tanked_darren]

Yeah but one things for sure...

 

They both have a box you can drop a load in!

[[email protected]]

[KMGZ400]

hahahah these are great... i really like the volume one

[gregrocks89]

haha load