A New Plan to Take out Osama bin Laden

[lauriet1]

The latest plan to get Osama Bin Laden and Al Quaeda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a new team of "Special Forces".

 

Billy Bob, Jimbo, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with rifles and ammunition and the following information about Al Quaeda:

 

1. There is no bag limit.

2. The hunting season closes next weekend.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.

5. Al Quaeda is an organizations for qu33rs.

6. They don't like barbeque.

7. They were responsible in some way for Dale Earnhardt's death.

 

Should be over in just about a week.

[pacodiablo]

 

We need to send some cajuns over there too...tell them osama is the biggest craw daddy they ever saw!  

[MiSdIrEcTeD_1]

Hahahaha

[The SPEEDY]

1. There is no bag limit.

2. The hunting season closes next weekend.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.

5. Al Quaeda is an organizations for qu33rs.

6. They don't like barbeque.

7. They were responsible in some way for Dale Earnhardt's death.

 

Where the *&^% can I sign up, I'm gunna shoot me some %$#@ %^&* ^%$# *&^$ %$#% Aarabs.

 

Me and Bubba will have them taken care of in a few days.

 

To opperate properly a southerner must have 2 cans of snuff and a 30 pack of beer per day.  Oh gunna need some bullits too.

 

They don't like beer,  good more for me.

[BDBWTE]

Coming from a rather red family I know the best way to eliminate the towheads....  

 

Make up a license for hunting them just like any other animal that lacks predators..

Make the bag limit two...

and make the license expire yesterday....if hunters where you are from are anything like the ones here in Kentucky there won't be an Arab, or Towel Head Alive in two weeks..

 :thumb:  

[k1500chevy97]

yep dem southern rednecks are demons on de hunting fields