2 JOTD: Bad Communication(s).

[Bad Bowtie2]

A deaf guy walks into a pharmacy to buy some rubbers.

 

He trys to communicate what he wants to the pharmacist, but the pharmacist just can't get the message.

 

Finally, the deaf guy whips out his pecker and lays it on the counter. He then puts a $10 dollar bill beside it.

 

Without batting an eye the pharmacist whips his out, lays it on the counter next to the deaf guy's- He looks at it, grabs the $10 dollars, puts his wang back in his pants, and walks away...!!


-----I liked this one too: (abreviated version)-----

Two young boys are walking down the sidewalk & talking about stuff, and the subject of rubbers comes up.

Being young and bashful one kid advises the other to "...tell the pharmasist it's for your cigarettes when he asks you what size you want."

The other young boy goes into the drug store and when the guy behind the counter asks him what size- he replies, "Oh, about big enough for a camel."

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A young man was getting ready for his first date with a hot girl who had invited him over for dinner to meet her parents. On his way to her house he stopped at the drugstore to get some protection. As he paid for an entire box at the register the man behind the counter asked him "are you getting ready for a big night?" The boy replied "yes - my first date with this beautiful girl!"

 

Later he arrived at the girl's house where he had been invited for dinner. As her family said grace before the meal he kept his head bowed for quite a long time. After the meal he and the girl were in the living room talking when she said "I had no idea you were such a religious man." He replied: "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"