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What is the Iraqi air force motto?

I came, I saw, Iran.

 

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

B-52 ... F-16 ... B-52

 

What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

 

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the #### those Tomahawks are coming from!

 

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?

So they can see their air force.

 

Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise programme?

Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them

there.

 

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?

Two days.

 

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?

They both have Kurds in their way.

 

What is the best Iraqi job?

Foreign ambassador.

 

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?

You only have to teach them to take off.

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How do you play Iraqi bingo?

B-52 ... F-16 ... B-52

Never knew there was F in bingo   ???  ???  

 

But anyways  LOL  :chevy:  :cool:

I kinda thought the same thing, but then I thought....who really cares how you spell bingo when you're being attacked by F-16s, B-1s, F-117s, A-10s, F-15s, B-52s, etc.

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How do you play Iraqi bingo?

B-52 ... F-16 ... B-52

Never knew there was F in bingo   ???  ???  

 

But anyways  LOL  :banghead:  :smash:

Maybe when you translate it into Iraqi?? :smash:

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