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Good Blonde Joke


elboberino

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A blonde was driving home after  work, and got caught in a

really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with  dents, so the

next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that

she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her

just to go  home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all

the dents would pop  out.

 

 

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and

started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She

blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

 

Her roommate, another  blonde, came home and said, "What are

you doing?"

 

The first blonde  told her how the repairman had instructed her

to blow into the tailpipe in  order to get all the dents to pop

out.

 

Her roommate rolled her eyes  and said...

"HELLLLOWW ... You gotta roll up the windowwwws..."

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Sounds as bad as this trick we played on this Blonde in High school....

 

She had no left turn signal and was wondering how to fix it.  I told her she needed to check her Turn signal fluid.  She said where do you check that at?  I said you've never heard of Turn signal fluid?? Man you've probably ran it dry......  She asked me to come out to her car and show her. :D  :cheers:  :chevy:   This went on for about 2 days before are AG teacher got tired of hearing it and broke her the news that there was no such thing as turn signal fluid and she need to buy a new bulb.......

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