Math problem....

[bummed-n-Md]

MATH PROBLEM

 

This sounds about right:

 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

 

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

 

How about achieving 103%?

 

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

 

What makes life 100% ?

 

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

 

H  A  R  D  W  O  R  K

8  1  18 4  23 15 18 11 = 98%

 

K  N  O  W  L  E  D  G  E

11 14 15 23 12 5  4  7  5 = 96%

 

But,

 

A  T  T  I  T  U  D  E

1  20 20 9  20 21 4  5 = 100%

 

And,

 

B U  L  L  S  *  %  T

2 21 12 12 19 8  9  20 = 103%

 

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bulls*%t will put you over the top.

 

And look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

 

A  $  $    K  I  S  S  I  N  G

1  19 19   11 9  19 19 9  14 7= 127 %

 

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[BadBowtie]

 

I'm going to remember that next time someone says I'm not giving it my 110%....

[pacodiablo]

LMAO!

[The SPEEDY]

Thats great.

[Jrrbuild]

 

 

A $ $ C L O W N

1  19  3 12 15 23 14= 87%

 

Okay now I'm safe! I don't have to give 100% anymore!

Very Good thanx for doing the math!  :thumb: