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Ok, so it's 2am and I'm driving home with the woman after helping her check sea turtle nests.....anyway, the night was moist....not that it matters but it's Ft.Lauderdale and it's always humid as Sh*t, anyway I digress, Driving down the road stopped at a stop light with a car infront of me, there is a ram 3500 diesel next to me, also with a car in front of him,(road is 4 lane divided), so he's revin his engine making an ass out of himself, but there are cars infront of us so I just look over at him and laugh(I'm part a$$hole), so light turns green, we go, we get an extra lane and he pulls beside me(I still have a car infront of me, (old people going to Denny's))revs it up a little then takes off.....fast forward 2 or three mins....we both end up at the same stop light.....no one around....red light....so he starts stageing, like he's driving a f*cking funny car, light turns green, so we both sit there, cause I'm waiting for him....slowly start to turn up the speed a little, finally at about 15 mph he takes off, I give him about a 1/2 truck lead, and gas it...not all the way just most of it...catch up to his window, throw it all the way down, and leave him kissing my ass, I am actually pretty suprised how much I did it by, I kinda felt bad....tried to get him to follow me to the chevy dealership, but he turned off before it. The funniest part is that after all this I was doing the speed limit, he pulled next to me reved it up and dropped a gear and took off, as if it was a best out of 3 type thing, but I had, had my fun and the dumb ass didn't see the cop on the side of the road.... :cheers:

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Always good to hear a nice story like that....it brings a tear to my eye.

 

Nice going with the cop thing too....they love catching street-racers :cheers:

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Nice run, but be careful picking races with Cummins powered Dodges. It's extremely easy to put a Cummins in the 13s in the 1/4. I saw one of those kind this morning as I was getting into it. :cheers:

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Nice going with the cop thing too....they love catching street-racers :flag:

HA! So you actually won in more ways than one! :cheers::rolleyes:

I count four ways that he won if I'm not mistaken.

 

1. He won the race

2. He won the race against a Ram

3. He won the race against a Ram while driving a Chevy

4. He won the race against a Ram while driving a Chevy with his woman along for the ride.

 

Nice work !!! :nono:

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