Banana Split

By bummed-n-Md
October 28, 2003 in The Off-Topic Bar

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bummed-n-Md

Posted October 28, 2003

This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop. He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over. He goes up to the counter and says, "Banana Split, please."

The lady at the counter replies, "Crushed nuts?"

The old man says, "No, Arthritis."

D'oh..........

GM GIMP

Posted October 30, 2003

Ouch!!!

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