Engineers are funny

[tmf6902]

A minister, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers to play through.

 

The engineer fumed, "What gives with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"

 

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know but I've never seen such duffers."

 

The minister said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."

 

"Hi George. Say, what about that group ahead of us? They couldn't slower without falling into a coma."

 

The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, the blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

 

The group was silent for a moment. Then the minister said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

 

The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my friend the ophthalmologist buddy to see if he can do anything for them."

 

The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

[k1500chevy97]

[GM GIMP]

 

[TROYROBO]

 

[MCourson]

[5.3LSilverado01]

Thats great!!!

Is the glass half full or half empty?

The glass is half as big as it needs to be.

[SalvageZR2]

Thats great!!!

Is the glass half full or half empty?

The glass is half as big as it needs to be.

Don't you mean twice as big as it needs to be??

[5.3LSilverado01]

HAHAHA, that would be what i mean!!!

[muddog]

a few more for ya!

 

 

Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where did you

get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my

own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike

to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably

wouldn't have fit."

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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible

designers of the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer." Just look at all the joints"

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has

many thousands of electrical connections."

The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a

toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

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"Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough

features yet"