Ventriloquist

[trout31]

(Just a joke. No heritage offenses intended, and I have nothing against ventriloquists either)

 

 

 

A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian

sitting on his porch. He figures he'll have a little fun...

 

Cowboy: "Hey, that's a fine dog. Mind if I talk to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

 

Indian: (look of extreme shock!)

 

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at Indian)

Dog: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good; walks me twice a day, feeds me good food

and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

 

Indian: (look of disbelief!)

 

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

 

Indian: (look of extreme shock!)

 

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at Indian)

Horse: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,

brushes me down often and keeps me inside to protect me

from the elements."

 

Indian: (total look of amazement!)

 

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep Crazy - Big-Time Liar!"

[Frank S]

 

I've heard it before but it's still hilarious.

[R Dogg 56]

 

Heard that yesterday as a matter of fact. Funny stuff!

[tmf6902]

LMAO

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