Demands

By tmf6902
July 23, 2004 in The Off-Topic Bar

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tmf6902

Posted July 23, 2004

An oriental couple, who owned a chinese restaurant, were fast asleep, when all of a sudden the wife sits bolt upright in bed and exclaims, "I want a number 69, RIGHT NOW!!!"

Her husband wearily looks at her and queries, "Ahhh - why you want beef with broccoli this time a night???"

LikeaRock14

Posted July 23, 2004

crazy asians......

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