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Bush vs. Kerry


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G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As

they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word

was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for

fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves,

the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the after-shave. Kerry

was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell

that and think I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber turned to

Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't

know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

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