welfare

wolfie1961 · December 22, 2005

Welfare

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the

counter and says,

"Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have

a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We

just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a

chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of

your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have

to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above

the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're b%lsh1itt1n' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well...you started it."

PaulieK · December 22, 2005

Welfare

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the

counter and says,

"Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have

a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We

just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a

chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of

your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have

to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above

the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're b%lsh1itt1n' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well...you started it."

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