Inner Peace

[Scyry]

Dr. Phil's Advice for Inner Peace.

 

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

 

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle ofMerlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

 

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.