Pretty Good One For You Golfers

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A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks

>> down into a chair; she lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.

>>

>> 'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior, 'I

>> thought this was the day you spent with your family.'

>>

>> 'It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with

>> my brother.We try to play golf as often as we can.You know

>> I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.'

>>

>> 'I seem to recall that,' the Mother Su perior agreed. 'So I

>> take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?'

>>

>> 'Far from it,' snorted the Sister. 'In fact, I even took

>> the Lord's name in vain today!'

>>

>> 'Goodness, Sister!' gasped the Mother Superior, astonished.

>> 'You must tell me all about it!'

>>

>> 'Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a

>> monster, 520 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden

>> green...and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it.The sweetest

>> swing I ever made.And it's flying straight and true, right along

>> the line I wanted...and it hits a bird in mid-flight not 100 yards

>> off the tee!'

>>

>> 'Oh my!' commiserated the Mother.'How unfortunate!But

>> surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!'

>>

>> 'No, that wasn't it,' admitted Sister. 'While I was still

> > trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the

>> woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!'

>>

>> 'Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!' sympathized the

>> Mother.

>>

>> 'But I didn't, Mother!' sobbed the Sister.'And I was so

>> proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether

>> this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and

>> grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his

>> paws!'

>>

>> 'So that's when you cursed,' said the Mother with a knowing smile.

>>

>> 'Nope, that wasn't it either,' cried the Sister, anguished,

>> 'because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel

>> started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the

>> green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18

>> inches f rom the cup!'

>>

>> Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms

>> across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said...

>>

>> 'You missed the f*cki*g putt, didn't you?'

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