Jet Fuel

98silvz71 · May 14, 2008

So there are two buddies, Jeff and Bill, out on the tarmac of LAX fueling up this jet one Friday before quitting time. They were chattin' and decidin' what they wanted to do after they got off work and they decided to go to a bar.

Problem was neither of them had any money and payday was last week.

So Jeff suggests to Bill that they try some Jet fuel instead. He had heard that it was capable of gettin' them sloppy drunk.

So anyway there they are sitting there in a hangar drinking the jet fuel and having a good time.

They headed for home to sleep it off when in the morning Bill gets a call from Jeff. Jeff said, "Hey Bill, how ya feel?" and Bill replied, "Fine, I can't believe that worked!"

Jeff said, "Yeah, say have you farted yet?" and Bill said, "No, why int he hell would you ask that?"

Jeff said, "Well whatever you do, don't, because I'm calling from Phoenix.