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I consider myself 'somewhat' knowledgeable about what goes on in a transmission but after watching that I am going to devote my life to turbo poly-inhenilodial differential posycoidual anti-inhibulating dingle-arms.

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I consider myself 'somewhat' knowledgeable about what goes on in a transmission but after watching that I am going to devote my life to turbo poly-inhenilodial differential posycoidual anti-inhibulating dingle-arms.

 

 

:sigh: I am wondering if it stood up to the expectations Chrysler had for it... :lol:

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I consider myself 'somewhat' knowledgeable about what goes on in a transmission but after watching that I am going to devote my life to turbo poly-inhenilodial differential posycoidual anti-inhibulating dingle-arms.

 

 

:lol: I am wondering if it stood up to the expectations Chrysler had for it... :D

 

 

Considering they have an Acclaim sitting there... I'd have to guess not. :sigh:

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I consider myself 'somewhat' knowledgeable about what goes on in a transmission but after watching that I am going to devote my life to turbo poly-inhenilodial differential posycoidual anti-inhibulating dingle-arms.

 

 

just noticed the line under your sig pic :sigh: wanna add''and his hair was perfect''

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I consider myself 'somewhat' knowledgeable about what goes on in a transmission but after watching that I am going to devote my life to turbo poly-inhenilodial differential posycoidual anti-inhibulating dingle-arms.

 

 

just noticed the line under your sig pic :lol: wanna add''and his hair was perfect''

 

 

Wrong verse Gramps. :lol:

 

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

walkin through the streets of Soho in the rain.

He was lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fooks, gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

 

Chorus:

Aaahoo, werewolves of London

Aaahoo(2x)

 

Ya hear him howlin around your kitchen door, ya better not let him in.

Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London again.

 

Chorus 2x

 

He's the hairy, hairy gent, who ran amok in Kent.

Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair.

You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim.

Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor.

 

Chorus 2x

 

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walkin with the queen, doing the werewolves of London.

I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walkin with the queen, doin the werewolves of London

I saw a werewolf drinkin a pina colada at Trader Vic's

And his hair was perfect.

ahhhooooo, werewolves of London

Draw blood

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