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The Crusty Old Biker.


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A crusty old biker we'll call Bill on a summer ride in the country, walks into a roadside bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

 

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HAND JOB: $10.00

 

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender.

 

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

 

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives The hand-jobs?'

 

'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'

 

The old biker replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'

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