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So today I go to Walmart to see if they had any junior only turkey tags to sell over the counter. Course they don't. But thats besides the point. Don't you love the people there? Even if they arent Mexican (no im definitely not racist.) they cant speak english correctly. they have no teeth, they wear the same clothes everywhere, they havent showered in about a decade, and they have a skidmark on their backside. K, more realistically though, its a joke and its sad. All the cars in the parking lots are beaten up because im assuming nobody knows how to drive. They will spend thousands of dollars on a brand new vehicle but cant drive it and get it f&%#ed up within the first year of owning it. I saw a black nnbs silverado CC that was so ****ed up it looked like someone had hit 3 poles head on, gotten side swiped twice, and then had some kids beat the shit out of it with a baseball bat. I mean come on, Honestly?

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I DO NOT shop at Wal*Mart,I refuse to go into that place!! :thumbs::)

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Sounds about right, I can't ****ing stand Walmart. 8000 people in line and 3 open registers with only 1 of the 3 able to sell alcohol. I avoid Walmart like the plague, I'll spend a few extra dollars to do my grocery shopping at Lowes or Albertsons and get my deoderant, soap, etc at Walgreens.

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Sounds like you'd fit in just fine there :D

 

 

 

 

Just playin' man! :)

 

 

:D:thumbs:

 

 

Hey I'm looking to apply there as a Greeter after I retire. I've been working on my welcoming speech. " Hey there you fat piece of crap welcome to Wal-Mart. Git ur shit and git out." :D

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I DO NOT shop at Wal*Mart,I refuse to go into that place!! :):D

 

I just go there because Copenhagen is cheaper there :thumbs:

 

 

Yeah,The MOBIL 1 and Pennzoil I run in my vehicles is cheaper there also,But I'd rather pay a couple bucks more and support the "locally owned" parts store than support that place :D

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Hey I'm looking to apply there as a Greeter after I retire. I've been working on my welcoming speech. " Hey there you fat piece of crap welcome to Wal-Mart. Git ur shit and git out." :D

 

LMFAO..... :thumbs::):D

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I just go there because Copenhagen is cheaper there :thumbs:

 

 

I got tired of waiting for someone to show up at the register. I get mine at a local grocery store now, little more, but I don't have to wait.

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