Butt Dust...

VMax2007 · April 22, 2009

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Mela nie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked:

'How much do I cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

pennzoil29 · April 22, 2009

This was a good one.

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

VR021302 · April 22, 2009

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

PRICELESS

Draenor · April 22, 2009

Damn..all along i thought butt dust was when you slap the seat cushion in truck(for those with cloth seats)....watch the dust fly.....

BuckFeverZ · April 22, 2009

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

Fixed

99silveradoz71 · April 23, 2009

Good stuff on that last group of them

Z71kris · April 23, 2009

funny stuff right there

C & A s Dad · April 23, 2009

I enjoyed those and will add one.

Little Johnny was watching his mother apply face cream one evening. He asked what she was doing. She said: "I am trying to make myself beautiful". After a few minutes she began wiping the cream off with a face towel. Little Johnny watched for a minute and finally said: "what, are you giving up"?

DofD · April 23, 2009

I enjoyed those and will add one.

Little Johnny was watching his mother apply face cream one evening. He asked what she was doing. She said: "I am trying to make myself beautiful". After a few minutes she began wiping the cream off with a face towel. Little Johnny watched for a minute and finally said: "what, are you giving up"?

Dankle 666 · May 8, 2009

Some funny ones there.

One night at dinner for my Grandma's birthday my nephew (Tiger) was 4 at the time. We were talking about when Tiger is 18 we will be xx age... A few of us said how old we would be at that time. When it came to my Grandma, Tiger piped up and said "Mamaw, when I am 18 you will be pushing up daisies." Gotta love the minds of children.