"truck Balls" Payback

brims · December 20, 2009

That is awesome! I don't mean to hijack but I have a story of my own that is fairly recent.

Location: Parent's house over Thanksgiving weekend. My mom had set out this huge bowl of treats (mini-chocolates) for everyone to enjoy. As she poured the bag she threatened me, dad and a cousin of mine. It went something like this: "The chocolate better be there when I get back" I thought nothing of it and went on my way...away from my dad. An hour or so later my mom is back and I get a very angry intercom demanding an explanation as to why I and my cousin had ate all the chocolate. I stood there confused and promptly went to investigate. After lots of talking and questions, my dad admitted to hiding all the candy to get under my mom's skin, at our expense.

Location: Parent's driveway, 2 AM. I had just gotten an iPhone and happened to have the two white Apple stickers that comes with it, in my wallet. I took one and put it right in the corner of his rear glass on his black F-150. Boy does one white sticker stand out on tinted glass and a black truck. Not a big deal..but he absolutely detests anything Apple..with a passion. (Microsoft fanboy, like myself..but I do love my iPhone)

A week goes by..

"Nice work with that Apple sticker." That is the condensed, PG-Rated version

(Why did I have the Apple stickers in my wallet? I had been waiting to find a Tundra driver that pissed me off and do the exact same thing to them.)

From my experience, the Tundra fools are the biggest Apple freaks, well Toyota fools in general.

I didn't have truck nuts, but I had a piece of water tight flex that was cut into a coil that hung from my receiver. Boss was all pissed off about that and I'm pretty sure he took it off. Not your truck, F off.

Thurman · January 9, 2010

And to make it even funnier: "Truck nuts" are now illegal in Florida. Really! You will be pulled over and a ticket written.

Nytemare · January 9, 2010

And to make it even funnier: "Truck nuts" are now illegal in Florida. Really! You will be pulled over and a ticket written.

Whats the ticket for...indecent exposure...

Seriously though..those things are awesome...They make my truck look so much better. Every time someone drives along with a set on I get commented on how much better my truck looks without them.

GPGuy · February 6, 2010

I have to agree with you! Stupidest thing ever! Good revenge though! Be sure to let us know what happens when he finds out!

rebelman06 · February 6, 2010

And to make it even funnier: "Truck nuts" are now illegal in Florida. Really! You will be pulled over and a ticket written.

Whats the ticket for...indecent exposure...

Seriously though..those things are awesome...They make my truck look so much better. Every time someone drives along with a set on I get commented on how much better my truck looks without them.

A Florida senator used to have them on his Tahoe iirc. (the late FL Sen. Jim King)

GasHog369 · February 6, 2010

I think they are hilarious and usually so does anyone else that sees them...

Ive had them on there for probably 3.5 years now.... I have them tucked up under in middle of spare tire...

fcknmaw · February 6, 2010

Is that a Ram Big Horn logo on your tail gate?

I think they are hilarious and usually so does anyone else that sees them...

Ive had them on there for probably 3.5 years now.... I have them tucked up under in middle of spare tire...

GasHog369 · February 6, 2010

Sure is.... Seeying how my truck is a "big horn edition"

Because these are my horns

Actually that will be my little horn ... My new one which is in transit to my house now is one that usually has a home on top of a train

fcknmaw · February 7, 2010

HOLY $HIT!!!!

Sure is.... Seeying how my truck is a "big horn edition"

Because these are my horns

Actually that will be my little horn ... My new one which is in transit to my house now is one that usually has a home on top of a train

Coalbunny · February 7, 2010

Nah, what's funny is go to a pet groomer and get some dog hair. The you take that, a leash, a collar and "someone's" rabies/find-a-pet tags and epoxy the hair inside the collar.

Then tie the leash to their receiver hitch.

THEN wait.

GasHog369 · February 7, 2010

ColoradoSkiCountry · February 8, 2010

Was at Home Depot on Saturday and saw a stupid retarded looking riced out and lifted Ram, and of course like a typical redneck loser, he had his balls hanging from the back. Left a note on the windshield that stated:

"Because you are embarrassed about the tiny little balls you have on you, you have to hang a fake set of balls on your truck, which already looks retarded enough. Get a clue. Oh yeah, I kicked your truck's balls too."

As I was walking out I saw the moron take the note off the windshield, get all red in the face, and drive off. (Threw the paper on the ground too, the little litter-bug snapper) I was planning on going over there to see if I could hear his reaction, but he left in a hurry. Ah well...

If your going to do stupid retarded things like that, you deserve to have stupid retarded things happen to ya.

Green_Monster · February 10, 2010

Nah, what's funny is go to a pet groomer and get some dog hair. The you take that, a leash, a collar and "someone's" rabies/find-a-pet tags and epoxy the hair inside the collar.

Then tie the leash to their receiver hitch.

THEN wait.

ROFL!

peteking · February 10, 2010

I have to agree with you! Stupidest thing ever! Good revenge though! Be sure to let us know what happens when he finds out!

Haha....he drove around like that for a good 4 days. Then one day I was sitting in my office. And Dan (the victim) walks in, tosses the rubber vag into my lap, laughs, and says "You're an a**hole!". But we both agree that my move was well-played. I'm just waiting for Round 3.....