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So my one buddy/coworker drives a 2007 Dodge Ram 1500. We both respect the other guys' truck...but we do jib-jab each other from time to time.

 

It's no secret that I HATE those stupid plastic testicles that hang from the trailer hitch. Truck nuts....I hate 'em! So what does my buddy Matt do? ---goes out and buys a set, throws them on my truck, and doesn't tell me. It took me four days to realize they were there!! We both had our belly laughs but it only took 0.2 seconds to plan my revenge.

 

2 days ago, myself and two friends walk into a local sex shop. $14 bucks later I walk out the door with a FleshLight....which is essentially a plastic V__ (insert female body part here). Yesterday, I jam that thing into his 2" receiver. He hasn't noticed it yet to my knowledge. So if you're driving through Pittsburgh and happen to notice a White 2-door Dodge Ram with a vagyna hanging out the rear.....it's him. Updates to follow.

 

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LeoS41280 Enthusiast

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I had a friend like that. We use to do things like that to each other. He did the best one though. He taped very large pair of fat girl panties to my tailgate. On the way home from work that day, lots of people were pointing and honking at me. I did find them after I got home.

peteking Enthusiast

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...We didn't take any. I know I know, pictures are awesome. But we had a 30-second window at the time so we had to be fast. HOPEFULLY we can snap one tomorrow.

Blake Enthusiast

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That is awesome! :eek: I don't mean to hijack but I have a story of my own that is fairly recent.

 

Location: Parent's house over Thanksgiving weekend. My mom had set out this huge bowl of treats (mini-chocolates) for everyone to enjoy. As she poured the bag she threatened me, dad and a cousin of mine. It went something like this: "The chocolate better be there when I get back" I thought nothing of it and went on my way...away from my dad. An hour or so later my mom is back and I get a very angry intercom demanding an explanation as to why I and my cousin had ate all the chocolate. I stood there confused and promptly went to investigate. After lots of talking and questions, my dad admitted to hiding all the candy to get under my mom's skin, at our expense.

 

Location: Parent's driveway, 2 AM. I had just gotten an iPhone and happened to have the two white Apple stickers that comes with it, in my wallet. I took one and put it right in the corner of his rear glass on his black F-150. Boy does one white sticker stand out on tinted glass and a black truck. Not a big deal..but he absolutely detests anything Apple..with a passion. (Microsoft fanboy, like myself..but I do love my iPhone)

 

A week goes by..

 

 

"Nice work with that Apple sticker." That is the condensed, PG-Rated version :lol:

 

(Why did I have the Apple stickers in my wallet? I had been waiting to find a Tundra driver that pissed me off and do the exact same thing to them.)

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ColoradoSkiCountry Senior Enthusiast

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Whenever I see a truck with those lame balls on the back parked in a parking lot, I'll always leave a little note on the windshield. "I kicked your truck's balls. They are not so hard anymore. Stop trying to make up for what mother nature obviously left you without, some balls and a brain."

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Whenever I see a truck with those lame balls on the back parked in a parking lot, I'll always leave a little note on the windshield. "I kicked your truck's balls. They are not so hard anymore. Stop trying to make up for what mother nature obviously left you without, some balls and a brain."

 

 

They do look pretty stupid. When I see a truck with one of those, it tells me a lot about it's owner.

takevin Senior Enthusiast

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Saw a pair of chrome ones last week, just the dumbest thing, obviously making up for what he didnt have.. :uhoh::lol:

kuhl_530 Enthusiast

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Whenever I see a pair on a truck, I have the uncontrolable urge to take a pair of hedge clippers and cut em off, then leave a note that said, I castrated your truck!

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