"truck Balls" Payback

Doug_Scott · March 27, 2010

Was at Home Depot on Saturday and saw a stupid retarded looking riced out and lifted Ram, and of course like a typical redneck loser, he had his balls hanging from the back. Left a note on the windshield that stated:

"Because you are embarrassed about the tiny little balls you have on you, you have to hang a fake set of balls on your truck, which already looks retarded enough. Get a clue. Oh yeah, I kicked your truck's balls too."

As I was walking out I saw the moron take the note off the windshield, get all red in the face, and drive off. (Threw the paper on the ground too, the little litter-bug snapper) I was planning on going over there to see if I could hear his reaction, but he left in a hurry. Ah well...

If your going to do stupid retarded things like that, you deserve to have stupid retarded things happen to ya.

Not sure how you figure you are the one that decides what others can do. Personally, I have lots more important things in life to worry about than someone modifying their truck to their taste. BTW, you may want to be careful touching someone elses property (putting a note under a wiper blade), some people take great offence at having their property touched.

chakis24 · March 28, 2010

thats hilarious. im doing it to my brother.

and 06z71silvy, what kind of horns are those and how do they sound? i really like the hadleys i was looking at, but those and that setup looks interesting. do they get filled with dirt/grime/water even, do you go wheeling at all? just curious, thanks for the info.

jwhuber · March 18, 2011

I think they are hilarious and usually so does anyone else that sees them...

Ive had them on there for probably 3.5 years now.... I have them tucked up under in middle of spare tire...

So what your really saying is then is that you've been out of the closet for at least 3 1/2 years now? Only fruits spend thier money on toys that resemble male reproductive organs. Take that shit off your truck and act F*ckin' straight. If you are a f*g, sell the truck, put on a skirt, and buy a Prius.

I'm not a huge fan of them either but RELAX. If that's what he wants to put on his truck who the hell are you to judge? Back off.

mhenshaw · March 18, 2011

Wow, I'm not a fan of the trucknutz either but if you like them cool. Everyone likes different things and thats good because that means a lot cool different trucks on the board.

Now we just need to get rid of the people that trash talk for no reason. Sounds like you have the personal issues so please don't bring them up here!

tanked_darren · March 18, 2011

So my one buddy/coworker drives a 2007 Dodge Ram 1500. We both respect the other guys' truck...but we do jib-jab each other from time to time.

It's no secret that I HATE those stupid plastic testicles that hang from the trailer hitch. Truck nuts....I hate 'em! So what does my buddy Matt do? ---goes out and buys a set, throws them on my truck, and doesn't tell me. It took me four days to realize they were there!! We both had our belly laughs but it only took 0.2 seconds to plan my revenge.

2 days ago, myself and two friends walk into a local sex shop. $14 bucks later I walk out the door with a FleshLight....which is essentially a plastic V__ (insert female body part here). Yesterday, I jam that thing into his 2" receiver. He hasn't noticed it yet to my knowledge. So if you're driving through Pittsburgh and happen to notice a White 2-door Dodge Ram with a vagyna hanging out the rear.....it's him. Updates to follow.

Holy shit thats awesome!! Just discovered my newest prank!

MarkD · April 26, 2011

Straighten up!

HawkScot · April 26, 2011

Hook them horns up to the theft alarm. No doubts about whose car alarm is going off then.

GasHog369 · April 26, 2011

Forgot about this thread...

Wow.. That post by "Not a fan" Come and call me a f*g to my face... that all i gotta say about that

As for the horns.. I love em! They are hooked up to my alarm, and there is no mistake if my alarm is going off...

Heres updated pics of the horns...

I dont have a really good video of them from far away , but just a crazy loud distorted one of them up close ...

8.1HD/ALLISON · April 27, 2011

I saw a jacked up truck the other day with some truck nuts. They were actual nuts (as in nuts and bolts) held up by a chain. They were huge, had to of needed like a 4 inch or 5 inch socket to fit them. Wish I could have gotten a pic.

BlackZ71Silverado · April 27, 2011

Are those 4 air horns??? I would love to hear what they sound like, have an audio clip? Never seen anything like that before on these trucks.

HawkScot · April 27, 2011

Truck nuts, waste of time even talking about it.

Train horns on truck, gotta love em.

GasHog369 · April 27, 2011

Are those 4 air horns??? I would love to hear what they sound like, have an audio clip? Never seen anything like that before on these trucks.

Actually its 3 trumpets (Nathan airchime k3la) in the grill... and 4 trumpets (hornblasters shockers) on the frame

Camera too close in cab, dont have any far away vids to listen to the true power and harmony of these.

With 150 psi shoving down its throat, they are much crisper ..

realvc · November 7, 2011

While reading this thread I thought that this must be an age deal. Older folks don't see the humor and the younger crowd thinks it is funny.

I'm not a fan of the truck nuts but do see how they are seen as funny to some. Anyway this is an interesting thread.

tyhuck · November 8, 2011

I saw a jacked up truck the other day with some truck nuts. They were actual nuts (as in nuts and bolts) held up by a chain. They were huge, had to of needed like a 4 inch or 5 inch socket to fit them. Wish I could have gotten a pic.

Ive seen a truck around here like that. Personally I think its a little less tacky than the testicles. Personally, I dont like them. I had a cow bell under my truck in HS and College, but I would never go with trucknutz.

However, I have seen several people that take scrotums and put them on their saddles and gear shift knobs. I thought that was kinda wierd. Frying the real thing and eating them however, not so bad.