more F*rd stuff

[bassdog]

Ford...At least they circled the problem.

 

 

I was driving my Ford truck down the road,

When I realized it was gonna explode.

The Ford motor blew up in my face,

So I put a Chevy motor in it's place.

I drove that truck 'till the body panels rusted away,

But that old Chevy motor still runs to this day!

 

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW SPEED LIMIT SIGNS?

MAXIMUM SPEED LIMIT ------65 MILES PER HR. FORDS DO THE BEST YOU CAN

 

From the past 10 years about 90% of Ford trucks are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.

 

 

HOW MUCH WOOD CAN A FORD TRUCK HAUL IF A FORD TRUCK COULD HAUL WOOD?

As much as the Chevrolet tow truck in front of it.

This is Chevy country and on a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust...

 

 

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

[NewbieZ71]

Maybe we should rename this "The Lighter Side of Bashing".  

[bassdog]

It's your call Newbie, I can stop at anytime  

 

 

 

bassdog

[pacodiablo]

I was driving my Ford truck down the road,

When I realized it was gonna explode.

The Ford motor blew up in my face,

So I put a Chevy motor in it's place.

I drove that truck 'till the body panels rusted away,

But that old Chevy motor still runs to this day!

reminds paco of the ol 96 burb, caught on fire in ATL traffic!!!

[NewbieZ71]

It's your call Newbie, I can stop at anytime  

 

 

 

bassdog

nope, dont even think about it.......as for paco.......you could reel him in on 2 lb test.....not much of a fighter.......just a shiner, thats all he is......   Hey PAco, you have any idea what a shiner is?