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Dirty NASCAR Joke


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A Dick Trickle fan was walking through the souvenir area when he heard somebody yell "Dick Twinckle is back in NASCAR!"

 

So the Fan runs around looking to see if what he heard was true, and if it was, he wanted to correct the person who mis-pronounced the name.

 

So he runs around asking other fans if the rumor was true, all the fans he spoke with told him no. But he didn't believe them. But to his eyes should appear, Mr. Mike Helton, the president of NASCAR himself. So The Fan asked Mike Helton if Dick Trickle was back in NASCAR. So then the guy asked why he heard somebody yell "Dick Twinkle is Back in NASCAR". Mike Helton looks to the fan and as if a bulb clicked in his head.

 

Helton: "Oh, I know what you're talking about! and no, you heard it correctly.". The stumped fan then says "I don't get it?" " Mike Helton then points to the Pfizer "Tune up for life" trailer and says "See that group of men standing in line at the Pfizer trailer?", The man replied "yes".

 

"They came down with a case of it over this weekend."

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