Drunk

[MadFish]

> Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in,

> staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle,

> shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town!"

>

> Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the

> drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.

>

> Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same

> guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was sweet!"

>

> Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes

> back to the far end of the bar.

>

> Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom

> liked it!"

>

> Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad,..you're drunk!"

>

>