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10 things that sound dirty

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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE...BUT AREN'T

 

10. I need to whip it out by 5!

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Put it in my box before I leave.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag.

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!

5. HMMMMMM......I think it's out of fluid.

4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

 

AND NUMBER ONE.

 

It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there.

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