Tomorrows news today

[gandolphxx]

HEADLINE STORIES FOR THE YEAR 2035

 

1. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported

legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

 

2. Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock.

 

4. Bassdog posts his millionth joke on GM-Trucks.com and Newbie deletes it.

 

5. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

 

6. 35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

 

7. Nursing home event... Bill Clinton denies allegations of affair with candy striper.

 

8. Texas executes last remaining citizen.

 

9. Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

 

10. Baby conceived naturally.....scientists stumped.

 

11. Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.

 

12. Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los Angeles.

 

13. Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches.

 

14. Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.

 

15. New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, and baseball bats be registered by January 2036.

 

16. Newbie hits 1000000 posts on GM-Trucks.com

[bassdog]

LOL!

 

4. Bassdog posts his millionth joke on GM-Trucks.com and Newbie deletes it.

 

16. Newbie hits 1000000 posts on GM-Trucks.com

 

 

Hmmm, see a trend here  

[antig24]

hehe, good ones

[chevy4x4trucks]

LOL!

 

4. Bassdog posts his millionth joke on GM-Trucks.com and Newbie deletes it.

 

16. Newbie hits 1000000 posts on GM-Trucks.com

 

 

Hmmm, see a trend here  

If that's what Newbie's at I'd hate to see how big my post count would be.

 

 

BTW, Number 4,000 Baby!!!!!

[Yont283]

lol

[gandolphxx]

Go Jon - 4000 posts - what does a person say

 

Keep up the good work!!!

[NewbieZ71]

Go Jon - 4000 posts - what does a person say

What does a person say? NOTHING!!  Jon already said it all!!!!

[chevy4x4trucks]

Go Jon - 4000 posts - what does a person say

What does a person say? NOTHING!!  Jon already said it all!!!!

I wouldn't talk Newbie, if it weren't for your 3 month absense I think you'd have 5,000 by now.