The used car ad Dictionary.

[General Lee 01]

What they say, and what it really means

 

MUST SELL: before it blows up.

 

RUNS FINE: I was going to say "runs excellent" but I had a last minute attack of conscience.

 

NEEDS SOME BODY WORK: was side-swiped by a Winnebago.

 

WELL-MAINTAINED: I changed the oil occasionally.

 

LOOKS LIKE NEW: just don't try to drive it anywhere.

 

ALL ORIGINAL: I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.

 

LOADED WITH OPTIONS: each one more troublesome than the next.

 

NEVER SMOKED IN: unfortunately, that's the best thing I can say about it.

 

PROJECT CAR: doesn't run.

 

LOTS OF POTENTIAL: doesn't run.

 

NEEDS MINOR REPAIR: doesn't run.

[Yont283]

That is hilarous!! good stuff  

[Kania2k1]

Forgot one: (for project cars, etc)

 80% completed:  The other 20% in the most expensive part.